Jerry, you need to find god
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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