Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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