On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I am available for nakedness
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