Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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