I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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