On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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