So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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