we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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