Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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