: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?