Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight