Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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