the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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