i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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