Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Holy sore nipples Batman
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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