I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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