What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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