Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Randomize
