I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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