once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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