My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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