I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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