I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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