Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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