I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
bring money and cleavage
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
