Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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