i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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