we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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