i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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