I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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