I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
These Are 23 Of The Most Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The 17 Most Horrible Things Said To Online Daters
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.