Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.