people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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