Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My liver just had a heart attack.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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