I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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