sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
