some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My dick has a subreddit
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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