There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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