I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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