3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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