Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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