I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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