Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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