I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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