a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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