he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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