This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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