Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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