I wannas sexs uuuuu
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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