Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
