party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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