just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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