I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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