There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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