O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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