at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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