i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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